OT: Need a laugh??
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atlantic reefer
Has been struck by the ban stick
Omg very funny. now we want more. 
atlantic reefer
Has been struck by the ban stick
that first pic is for Boozeman
didn't know where to post this...definetly not news worthy...but gave me a laugh...
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/08/17/britney_orders_kevin_to_give_up_pet_shar
...wonder just how big his tank is if it can hold that many
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/08/17/britney_orders_kevin_to_give_up_pet_shar
...wonder just how big his tank is if it can hold that many
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity,
"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working ve ry hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
...A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed
anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."
"You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working ve ry hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
...A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed
anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."
