things that make you go Hmmmmm

[dianezoo]

How do you kill a mosquito? Ive got a BIG one that keeps flying infront of my laptop screen. Thats where he really shows up! only I dont want to wap my screen or have his guts there. I cant find him otherwise. grrrrrrrrrr
Beside what the hell are these things doing around now anyway.....[my idiot neighboor's pondscum pool that evalaporated with out any power to it for the last two years. It looks like toxic Revenge! I guess the mosquitos are just that. I dont know whats worse having a place for crazy folks next to you or pondscum.

 

[sambrinar]

IDK about killing them, diane, but, they say (whoever they is) the best repelent is Lystorine in a spray bottle

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[dianezoo]

My neighbors or the mosquito?

 

[sambrinar]

LOL maybe both! Dump some in the pool

 

[sambrinar]

If we plant birdseed, what kind of bird will grow??

 

[BLAKEJOHN]

Here is a classic.... Why are they called apart-ments when they are all stuck together?

 

[sambrinar]

This petered out...

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

 

[new reefer 03]

This petered out...

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

to lockup on holidays???


ive got one.
where do the tears go??? :waa: :waa:

 

[sambrinar]

Time for another revival.. A little thread CPR

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

 

[michelle9491]

In styrofoam of course!

Um, I guess boxes it too easy. Might have to sleep on that one!

 

[sambrinar]

Michelle your not supposed to figure it out LOL!!

 

[michelle9491]

So which answer was right?!! Sorry I was just guessing! Why is there not a smiley with something flying, etc. over the smiley's head???

 

[michelle9491]

Now I cant quit laughing, I'm supposed to be in bed!

 

[sambrinar]

So which answer was right?!! Sorry I was just guessing! Why is there not a smiley with something flying, etc. over the smiley's head???

You are silly. There is no answer, this is just a thread of things that don't make sense. Things that make you go hmmmm. you know like.....

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

or

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

 

[new reefer 03]

ive got one, although you have to watch Family Guy to get it...

What is the Word?

google surfin bird, by the trashmen then post it up!!!

 

[sambrinar]

No clue what you are talking about Cole , but that is OK, I am sure some people will get it

 

[new reefer 03]

go to iTunes, or something that plays songs. then type in " Surfin' Bird" its by the trashmen.
then listen to it. ill look for it on u tube. just watch this now

YouTube - Surfin Bird

 

[michelle9491]

I get it now, guess I should have read the other posts first, I'm still stuck on impossible questions!

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? That is too funny!!

 

[BuDZnSuDS]

I think i got 2 ones. hope they werent posted yet.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

 

[sambrinar]

I think i got 2 ones. hope they werent posted yet.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

Neither of these I want to know the answer to... LOL

Why is the man who invests all your money, called a broker?