*Andrew Zipper is a hack. Rocks and dirt are childs play. I guarantee that if you move enough rocks around you will find some sort of crab that will taste good. He needs to spend 10 minutes and think about "crazy" foods that anyone with 2 brain cells would work for. Would eating live rock soup make you a stoner?
What's bizarre that he's still alive.
The last story I heard about cooking LR, did not end well.
Is that zoas I smell cooking, or is that just my nerves shutting off?
I recoil in horror at every bad zoa story I read. The dog one...the one with the hot water....I always wear safety glasses when I have them out of the water. However unless I am fragging, I go gloveless.
Want to see a "Crazy" food I just dreamed up. I need a pair of 1lb sirloin burgers in a pretzel bun. I need them lightly seasoned with old bay, and a bit of sliced brie cheese. Atop each patty should rest equal amounts of steamed mantis shrimp and spiny blue lobster. A side of seasoned curly fries and a very very large mug (unlimited refills) of your personal choice of brew....
That does not sound crazy at all......Ill try later.
(*this post was entirely in jest...cept about zoas...they are bad)
