Seriously, Wit..... xoxoxox
No matter what color I die my hair, I'm always blonde on the inside. Like the time the battery died in my Sonicare Elite toothbrush and I was in a panic because I couldn't brush my teeth! Then I remembered you can still brush your teeth even if it's not buzzing at you.
Or how about the time I was making condensed soup for the first time (last year) I'm reading the instructions and they say "Add one half pint of cream." So, I do what any girl would do, call my mom.
Me: Mom, how much is in a pint?
Mom: Two cups.
Me: So why doesn't the soup just say "add a cup of cream"
Mom: Because pints are usually used to measure liquid.
Me: and why would my soup, that's made in Massachusettes, be labeled using the Metric system?
Mom: Honey, that's not the metric system.