Mr. Moore, can I get extra credit for going on at home and missing the last three minutes of the 3rd quarter in the Patriots v. Bengals game? Carson Palmer's on my fantasy team, and i need to know what he's doing, and my favorite QB right now up against him-Tom Brady. It's killing me, I'm really taking one for the class.
ME:How's 2,000,000 EC points sound?
MR. MOORE:Great, you are now the leader for highest grade in my class. I'm proud.
ME:Thank you Mr. Moore, and thank you Monday Night Football!