The Reefers' Holiday

Flipper

Sturgeon General
It's Thanksgiving, and the official start of the holiday season. Across the nation, Muzak in elevators and department stores will be cranking out all your favorite tunes; the one's you've waited all year to hear again! :rolleyes:

Well this year, we've finally got our own Christmas song, thanks to your good 'ol pal, Flipper (who says I'm not looking out for you guys?)!!!

Anyway, here's your first Christmas song of the season. Hope you like it! :D (It's soon available on CD and cassette *yeah, right!*)


On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Clown in an An-emo-ne

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne

On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Four Parts Per Million
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Five-Thou-sand Clams!
Four Parts Per Million
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne


On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Six Reefers Spending...
Five-Thousand Clams!
Four Parts Per Million
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Seven Skimmers Skimming
Six Reefers Spending...
Five-Thousand Clams!
Four Parts Per Million
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne


On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eight Dosers Dripping
Seven Skimmers Skimming
Six Reefers Spending...
Five-Thousand Clams!
Four Parts Per Million
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne


On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Nine Chillers Chilling
Eight Dosers Dripping
Seven Skimmers Skimming
Six Reefers Spending...
Five-Thou-sand Clams!
Four Parts Per Million
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne


On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Ten Fraggers Fraggin'
Nine Chillers Chilling
Eight Dosers Dripping
Seven Skimmers Skimming
Six Reefers Spending...
Five-Thou-sand Clams!
Four Parts Per Million
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne


On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Flippers Flippin'
Ten Fraggers Fraggin'
Nine Chillers Chilling
Eight Dosers Dripping
Seven Skimmers Skimming
Six Reefers Spending...
Five-Thou-sand Clams!
Four Parts Per Million
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne


On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Twelve Sacks of Southdown
Eleven Flippers Flippin'
Ten Fraggers Fraggin'
Nine Chillers Chilling
Eight Dosers Dripping
Seven Skimmers Skimming
Six Reefers Spending...
Five-Thou-sand Clams!
Four Parts Per Million
O-Three Actinics
Two Dottybacks
And a Clown in an An-emo-ne

(...and all I wanted was Zero Nitrates!)
 

Icebox

Member
Flip, I think you have lost it this time. That is funny.

I will have to send that one to my GF as she just laughs at me when I spend money on my tank. :)
 

Witfull

Well-Known Member
that is awesome, christmas caroling will never be the same. im printing this out and putting it with the xmas music cd's so i will always have a laugh....!!!
 

Maxx

Well-Known Member
That was pretty cool....just how much time did you spend thinking that up????
Nick
 

Flipper

Sturgeon General
Originally posted by Maxx
That was pretty cool....just how much time did you spend thinking that up????

I spent some time in the car thinking of different words to use in the verses. When I put it all down on paper, I probably spent 20 minutes or so, organizing it so the sylables were correct, and so it flowed, and so forth.

I wrote it a few weeks ago, but I was thrown a curve ball and had to change a few lines; the first draft had:
Ten Fraggers Fragging
Nine RAGgers Ragging...
etc.

:D
 

Craig Manoukian

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Flipper
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Eleven Flippers Flippin'

Except for the little bit of self agrandizement....JK... It's Flippin' awesome dude!

:) :D ;) :p :cool: :smirk:
 
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