Really, really bad joke? Your turn

lbiminiblue

lbiminiblue

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Uslanja said:
OK, here is one of those brain teaser questions......


You are riding on a horse as fast as you can go, you are being chased by a lion, there is a giraffe in front of you....... How do you get out of that situation?

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Get off the carousel!
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knock knock. Who's there? Deluxe. Deluxe who? Deluxe smith i'm here to fix deluxe.
 
lbiminiblue

lbiminiblue

Well-Known Member
Uslanja said:
This is my last one for today..... I think.....


A sandwich and a banana walk into a bar and ask the bartender to get them both a beer. The bartender turns to them and says "Sorry, but we don't serve food here".
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A fish swims into a bar. Bartender says what can i get you? Fish says Water!
IDK i saw that in a commercial a long time ago and i couldn't help myself.
 
dmatt88

dmatt88

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lbiminiblue said:
A fish swims into a bar. Bartender says what can i get you? Fish says Water!
IDK i saw that in a commercial a long time ago and i couldn't help myself.
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That's great dude. I laughed out loud.

..........used coral frags. half off.
 
sk8rdn

sk8rdn

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Why can't you take a shower with a Pokemon? Because he might Picachu!

....Insert Funny Signoff Here....
 
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Drbob31

New Member
Here's my contribution, please don't hate me:

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.
 
lbiminiblue

lbiminiblue

Well-Known Member
Uslanja said:
OK.... those are some realy bad jokes and obviously the pressure is on now!! So............


What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Nothing, they just waved!!!
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What's green and has wheels? Grass..........i lied about the wheels....
 
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