High Quality Skimate for sale!

sasquatch

Brunt of all Jokes~
PREMIUM
BOB!! you dont know? lol dude get with it, this is the reefs own blue pill, wrinkle remover, hair restorative and love potion#9 all in one sticky,stinky avacodo like paste, an ounce in the am clears the pluming of the previous day
 

michael_cb_125

Well-Known Member
I drink 2oz. of mine everyday. I havent been sick in like two years. Plus why would you throw away, all of that tasty goodness.-Michael
 

BEELZEBOB

Well-Known Member
we should start selling it as "Anti wrinkle cream"

natures own source of revitializing minerals and funk
 

BoomerD

Well-Known Member
Bob, don't ya know that skimmate will grow hair on a bowling ball, cure cancer, wax your car, and even can be used to "make that particular part of a man" larger?

I'm tellin ya...it's a miracle drug in disguise!
 

BEELZEBOB

Well-Known Member
Bob, don't ya know that skimmate will grow hair on a bowling ball, cure cancer, wax your car, and even can be used to "make that particular part of a man" larger?


holy crap! i must have been drinkin this stuff for years!!! :lol:
 

Dentoid

Smile Maker
PREMIUM
It will also be used to take paint off your furniture and can be used to style your hair!:D It's a multipurpose elixir!
 

Frankie

Well-Known Member
RS STAFF
What have i done!?
OK, I will trade my fine skimate for two frags of sps. Ship it out to me while supplies last and I'll toss in a bonus anemone waist ball! This is a really good toy for clowns and will amuse you for hours watching them play with it!
 

Witfull

Well-Known Member
personally, i dab some behind each ear as a pheramone...it really drives the ladies crazy
 

Intranick

Active Member
Is it safe for human consumption? :lol: i have a friend who pays big dollars for "protein" at the nutrition shop! Maybe I could undercut them?
 

Melanie

Well-Known Member
Great idea Intranick! Protein Skimmate buks you up!

Witfull....that's how I snagged my husband. Dabbed a little skimmate behind my ears and he couldn't resist
 
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