naperenterprise
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Wishing all the Ladies of RS a wonderful Mothers Day 
Happy Mothers Day Ladies
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Royalscott
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Thank you!!
blue_eyes53813
Well-Known Member
Thank You
kathywithbirds
Well-Known Member
Thanks!!
For all of you who wonder what stay at home moms "do" all day:
'If You Give a Mom a Muffin'
If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her 3 year-old.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She’ll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan dinner for tonight.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She will look for her cookbook (101 things to make with Hamburger)
The cookbook will be sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her 2 year old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the 2 year-old.
While she is changing the 2 year-old the phone will ring.
Her 4 year-old will answer it and hang up.
She'll remembers that she wants to phone a friend to come over for coffee on
Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
And chances are...
If she has a cup of coffee...
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
For all of you who wonder what stay at home moms "do" all day:
'If You Give a Mom a Muffin'
If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her 3 year-old.
She'll wipe it up.
Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She’ll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan dinner for tonight.
She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She will look for her cookbook (101 things to make with Hamburger)
The cookbook will be sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow.
She will look for her checkbook.
The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her 2 year old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the 2 year-old.
While she is changing the 2 year-old the phone will ring.
Her 4 year-old will answer it and hang up.
She'll remembers that she wants to phone a friend to come over for coffee on
Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
And chances are...
If she has a cup of coffee...
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
nikkipigtails
Well-Known Member
:LOL: I can already see myself in that! Except it's with a 5 month old and a husband!
BarbMazz
Well-Known Member
My mother's day was pretty nice. Had a nice pork tenderloin dinner at the bil's house. Had a nice argument with John, which resolved in my favor :look:
Got him and Andrea packed up for the convention in Chicago.
Sat and stared at the tank last night.
Wit, my husband always says that to me, too, and HIS mom hits him and tells him he sounds like an ass.
Got him and Andrea packed up for the convention in Chicago.
Sat and stared at the tank last night.
Wit, my husband always says that to me, too, and HIS mom hits him and tells him he sounds like an ass.
Witfull
Well-Known Member
its the only time the wife and mom agree....i have acomplished something....otherwise they hate echother
BarbMazz
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nikkipigtails
Well-Known Member
I ended up spending Mother's Day with Tommy's family. His mom came over and we spent the afternoon at her cousin's house socializing all the babies in the family. Olivia made some new friends and I evidently now have a new 2 year old boyfriend. What can I say? Men loce me!
BarbMazz
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fishnu
Member
Massive? Where?
nikkipigtails
Well-Known Member
:LOL: you're right. Maybe he was just hungry :drooool:
Craig Manoukian
Well-Known Member
Happy Mom's Day belatedly! My mom's on a girl's retreat in Tahoe, called her Friday in advanvce!