OT: Boy Laws for reef keeping

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sasquatch

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#16 Wifes pantyhose. When wifie asks if you took her nylons, look worried and say. "You didnt wear them did you?"
 

tbittner

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#17 When messing with curing LR, ask your wife to help and when the smell starts permeating keep saying "Stop Farting!!!"

#18 It's always the wifes fault, no matter what you did.
 

klm2500hd

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#19 tell the wife it's her tank. that way you're spending all that money on her.
 

cracker

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Man law #20. When the carpet get so nasty due to water damage. Rip it up & paint the slab!
 

cracker

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#21 Any kids belonging to said wife's visiting friends that bang on the tank get to hand feed a tiny piece of shrimp to the cute Puffer! Look how friendly he looks!
 

KimPossible

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#22 As a general expression of positive sentiment (a stronger form of like), men must never use the word "Love" but rather, refer to it as "LOCE"

:p
 

Varga

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#23: When she says you love that stupid tank more than you love me, dont say "darn well I do".
 

brooks93

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I guess that depends on how much you like being married! :willis:

thats one of those questions that your better not answering either.

kinda like does this make my butt look big?

LOL

Thanks Barb I take it thats a no no then . LOL
 

BEELZEBOB

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#25. Get your priorites strait,tanks are better than women.
your tank doesnt argue, nag, or go buckwild once a month. and its looks just as good before and after a sixpack. and you have actual tests that can tell you EXACTALLY what it needs, no passive aggressive BS.

#26. A man should feel free to spend more on his tank than his; SO, tank, car or home improvement.

#27. Your tanks needs its own credit card.
 

tbittner

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I wonder if Salifert can come up with some new test kits...... :ponder2:
 

BEELZEBOB

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hey its the most rewarding relationship thus far...

efforts = rewards
 
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