Recent content by Crakeur

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I've been busy honing my acting skills for my role in the upcoming remake of the Willy Wonka flick. That's right folks, I'm going to be Oompah Loompah #2. Here's the pic that got me my audition:

they didn't sue. it's a hoax. http://www.trendmicro.com/vinfo/hoaxes/hoax5.asp?HName=Stella+Awards+Hoax

I'm jealous. I spent 3 weeks in Indonesia on my honeymoon, 4 years ago. Bali is awesome. I did a little diving there and it was insane. You're going to have a blast.

although It's too late, I went to Indonesia for my honeymoon. We stayed in Bali in two locations, Java (jagjakarta) and Moyo Island. Bali was awesome, in Java we had a view of Bourabudur and climbed it to watch the sunrise and then took a 3 hour elephant ride back to the hotel (very cool) and...

someone peed in Drew's coffee again.

dammit drew, I told you I'd only do it if you didn't tell anyone.

high on the narcissism factor but why wouldn't I be? I'm awesome baby.

Drew has a full set of chompers, however they are of the removable variety and rumor has it he got them as a souvenir from a raccoon roadkill dinner.

yeah, you forgot lean to's and shotgun shacks.

up late? how's the l get in there? nice on the see thru blouse. never saw it coming. I was too busy checking out Kerry's daughter's see thru dress.

1) CCCCCCC = 7 seas 2)LE /VEL = split level 3) GIVE GET GIVE GET GIVE GET GIVE GET = forgive and forget 4) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ = ? 5) T O W N = downtown 6) LU CKY = unlucky? 7) HE'S/HIMSELF = he's not himself? 8) BLO C USE 9) AID <-...

drew, I can send you all my dead corals. They look eerily similar to the one you are showcasing, only much smaller.

damn, I was looking forward to the mail order bride stories. Congrats on the engagement.

If I heard Wit's catch phrase I'd consider leaving my shell too. what is his catch phrase anyway? Does Wit also have a theme song that plays whenever he struts? I've read somewhere about hermit suicides and how they are rapidly becoming the number one killer of hermits between the age of...