A fun quiz

fidojoe · 12-08-2003, 01:13 AM

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Choose your answers, and I will post the answers in a second

fidojoe · 12-08-2003, 01:15 AM

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember:
Amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic and in case you never saw this one..

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the
rest of us in line.

Reef Geek · 12-08-2003, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fidojoe

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of
idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the
rest of us in line.

Scary!! SCARY!!

Travis · 12-08-2003, 01:55 AM

I thought these were hypothetical questions, LOL.

My all-time favorite answer to a hypothetical question came from my favorite poet, e.e. cummings.

When asked if he would hit a woman with glasses, he replied,

"No. I would hit her with a brick."

T

wooddood · 12-08-2003, 07:21 AM

thanks all very good. dave.

mwrager · 12-08-2003, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis
I thought these were hypothetical questions, LOL.

My all-time favorite answer to a hypothetical question came from my favorite poet, e.e. cummings.

When asked if he would hit a woman with glasses, he replied,

"No. I would hit her with a brick."

T

I love that one Travis

BrandonK · 12-08-2003, 02:35 PM

Those Congressional statistics are a bit disturbing, especially the spousal abuse, assault, and drunk driving!

Maxx · 12-08-2003, 04:23 PM

Forgot to mention that whole Ted Kennedy's I-drove-my-car-off-a-cliff-into-a-resevoir-drowning-the-female-passenger-inside-with-me-and-I-forgot-to-mention-it-to-the-police-or-anyone-for-two-days unpleasantness, back in the late 70's. I think he might have gotten off w/ involuntary manslaughter or off scot-free...can't remember which. Anyone?
Nick

ScottT1980 · 12-08-2003, 04:30 PM

Quote:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Yeah, I have seen this one quite a bit and is typically used as an argument from the anti-abortion side. It really is amazing what he did in his life.

I have also see the one about congress. Pretty scary who we have running the country.

Take er easy
Scott T.

12-08-2003, 01:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
fidojoe Fish Addict Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 1,584 View Gallery Karma Komment	A fun quiz Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Choose your answers, and I will post the answers in a second __________________ *Member "Crabs Are Evil" Society* My Tank: 90g AGA, 18g tall sump, CSS 220 w/ meshmod impeller, 4x54w Tek T5 retro w/ IC reflectors, Kalk reactor w/ aquamedic niveaumat system, a few SPS, LPS, zoos, and a few softies, 2 Ocellaris Clowns (hosted by both a RBTA and GBTA), Yellow Watchman, Potter's angel, Yellow Tang, Foxface, Midas Blenny, Purple Pseudo, huge brittle star, 2 tigertail cukes, fire shrimp, snails, and unfortunately two emerald crabs (the bubble algae got out of control).

12-08-2003, 01:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
fidojoe Fish Addict Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Gilbert, AZ Posts: 1,584 View Gallery Karma Komment	Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic and in case you never saw this one.. Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. __________________ *Member "Crabs Are Evil" Society* My Tank: 90g AGA, 18g tall sump, CSS 220 w/ meshmod impeller, 4x54w Tek T5 retro w/ IC reflectors, Kalk reactor w/ aquamedic niveaumat system, a few SPS, LPS, zoos, and a few softies, 2 Ocellaris Clowns (hosted by both a RBTA and GBTA), Yellow Watchman, Potter's angel, Yellow Tang, Foxface, Midas Blenny, Purple Pseudo, huge brittle star, 2 tigertail cukes, fire shrimp, snails, and unfortunately two emerald crabs (the bubble algae got out of control).

12-08-2003, 01:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Travis Smilie Bartender Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,890 View Gallery Karma Komment Add yours!	I thought these were hypothetical questions, LOL. My all-time favorite answer to a hypothetical question came from my favorite poet, e.e. cummings. When asked if he would hit a woman with glasses, he replied, "No. I would hit her with a brick." T __________________ Help build the Encyclopedia of ReefKeeping Find over 1400 Reef Aquarium Articles at The Reef Aquarium Index

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12-08-2003, 04:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
Maxx Manta Ray Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: St Louis Mo Posts: 3,080 View Gallery Karma Komment	Forgot to mention that whole Ted Kennedy's I-drove-my-car-off-a-cliff-into-a-resevoir-drowning-the-female-passenger-inside-with-me-and-I-forgot-to-mention-it-to-the-police-or-anyone-for-two-days unpleasantness, back in the late 70's. I think he might have gotten off w/ involuntary manslaughter or off scot-free...can't remember which. Anyone? Nick __________________ "Chaos, confusion, despair...my work is done here." ...Some guy named Murphy.... A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Reef Sanctuary Knowledgebase (Answers to all your questions and then some!)

12-08-2003, 02:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
BrandonK Tubeworm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Manchester, NH Posts: 25 View Gallery Karma Komment	Those Congressional statistics are a bit disturbing, especially the spousal abuse, assault, and drunk driving!

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