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| Limpet | Subject: Duh! Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her. The last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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| Manta Ray ![]() | LOL......
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| the wood dude ![]() | lol good one ![]()
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| Fish Addict ![]() | LOL, that was a good one! I got one for ya- A blonde walks into the electronics store one day, and goes up to the sales guy and says, "I want that TV", the sales guy says, "We don't sell to blondes." So the blonde storms out of the store confused, and mad. She goes back the next day as a red head, gets the same response, "We don't sell to blondes," when she tries to buy the tv. So she keeps going back day after day with different hair colors, and keeps getting the same response, so finally she asks, "how do you know I'm a blonde?" The sales guy responded with "Thats not a TV, its a microwave" ![]() Sorry to hijack you thread, but I couldn't resist ![]() And remember, blonde isn't a hair color, its a state of mind ![]()
__________________ Member "Crabs Are Evil" Society My Tank: 90g AGA, 18g tall sump, CSS 220 w/ meshmod impeller, 4x54w Tek T5 retro w/ IC reflectors, Kalk reactor w/ aquamedic niveaumat system, a few SPS, LPS, zoos, and a few softies, 2 Ocellaris Clowns (hosted by both a RBTA and GBTA), Yellow Watchman, Potter's angel, Yellow Tang, Foxface, Midas Blenny, Purple Pseudo, huge brittle star, 2 tigertail cukes, fire shrimp, snails, and unfortunately two emerald crabs (the bubble algae got out of control). |
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