OT: Boy Laws for reef keeping - Page 5

brooks93 · 04-26-2008, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by tbittner

I wonder if Salifert can come up with some new test kits......

They would make millions if they could.

Bob your my new hero. LOL

vdituri · 04-26-2008, 02:24 AM

Bob hits another home run!!!! It's outta here!

Thanks for the man law Bob. lol

We really need to get a girl filter on this thread.
Admin? Moderator? Anyone? lol

fishnu · 04-26-2008, 10:30 AM

The tank is perfectly happy with the wet spot.

BarbMazz · 04-26-2008, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by vdituri

Bob hits another home run!!!! It's outta here!

Thanks for the man law Bob. lol

We really need to get a girl filter on this thread.
Admin? Moderator? Anyone? lol

Like we don't know this stuff already. Hmpff.

Us womens probably already have our own Super Secret Women Law thread that you men will never see because we thought of the Man Filter ahead of time.

Be Proactive! That's what we womens know.

BarbMazz · 04-26-2008, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fishnu

The tank is perfectly happy with the wet spot.

Dear John,

All I can say is;

No wonder that Damsel struggled so in your tank.

Sincerely,
Barb

BarbMazz · 04-26-2008, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BEELZEBOB

#25. Get your priorites strait,tanks are better than women.
your tank doesnt argue, nag, or go buckwild once a month. and its looks just as good before and after a sixpack. and you have actual tests that can tell you EXACTALLY what it needs, no passive aggressive BS.

#26. A man should feel free to spend more on his tank than his; SO, tank, car or home improvement.

#27. Your tanks needs its own credit card.

#25 Bob. I remember you whining; "OH, my zoas, what's wrong?! OH, what little fishie could I get?! OH, I have SO many pods, what do I DO?!? OH, OH OH!" You have a point about the six pack. The tests don't tell you squat unless your eye sight is perfect and you have perfect color vision. Very weak MAN LAW here!

fishnu · 04-26-2008, 10:56 AM

Barb: Zactly.

If it's working perfectly, screw with it.

If it isn't working, screw with it and drink alcohol at the same time.

BarbMazz · 04-26-2008, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by fishnu

Barb: Zactly.

If it's working perfectly, screw with it.

If it isn't working, screw with it and drink alcohol at the same time.

You are a credit to your half of the species. I like your sense of humor!

SJS · 04-26-2008, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by fishnu

Barb: Zactly.

If it's working perfectly, screw with it.

If it isn't working, screw with it and drink alcohol at the same time.

ALERT ALERT - woman on the board - I just had to say you guys are priceless!! Locing all the laws and humor - and as for the above quote - it applies to virtually anything!!!
I'll go back to just lurking now

brooks93 · 04-26-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BarbMazz

#25 Bob. I remember you whining; "OH, my zoas, what's wrong?! OH, what little fishie could I get?! OH, I have SO many pods, what do I DO?!? OH, OH OH!" You have a point about the six pack. The tests don't tell you squat unless your eye sight is perfect and you have perfect color vision. Very weak MAN LAW here!

Just like a women to bring up the past during a fight. LOL j/k Barb

BarbMazz · 04-26-2008, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by brooks93

Just like a women to bring up the past. LOL j/k Barb

lol hi, brooksie!

tbittner · 04-26-2008, 12:51 PM

Uh oh, Brooks. When she starts talking like that.....

ummmm.......

She hasn't been talking to your wife, has she?

brooks93 · 04-26-2008, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tbittner

Uh oh, Brooks. When she starts talking like that.....

ummmm.......

She hasn't been talking to your wife, has she?

I don't think so. I was allowed to sleep in the bed last night.

BEELZEBOB · 04-26-2008, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbMazz

Like we don't know this stuff already. Hmpff.

Us womens probably already have our own Super Secret Women Law thread that you men will never see because we thought of the Man Filter ahead of time.

Be Proactive! That's what we womens know.

yea right, a group of women coming to ONE conclusion. that'll happen

tbittner · 04-26-2008, 09:22 PM

roflmao!!!!

04-26-2008, 02:24 AM	#62 (permalink)
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04-26-2008, 10:30 AM	#63 (permalink)
fishnu Harlequin Tuskfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 998 View Gallery Karma Komment Add yours!	Re: OT: Man Laws for reef keeping The tank is perfectly happy with the wet spot. __________________ *I'd rather be good slow than bad fast.* Fishnu, Lord of Fishes Mantis Shrimp Club My Tank Thread The Wisdom of Fishnu - Mistakes on the path. 75 Gal Refurbished and Refinished Dutch Aquariums System Tank drilled with 2 1.5" bulkheads and 30 Gal Sump / Refugium Combo; 90 Lbs Fiji LR; ASM G2; OR6500 Pump; 2 Koralia Nanos; 2 150W HQI 2 96W Actinics; Gamma 25w UV; Kent Maxxima Hi S 60GPD RO/DI. Amphiprion percula (OMEN); Sphaeramia nematoptera (CODY); stenopus hispidus (PIMP THE SHRIMP); Selected hermits and snails. Euphyllia divisa, Euphyllia glabrescens, Pink Acanthastrea (Lord?), Zoas, selected mushrooms (Rhodactis, Actinodiscus, Sarcophyton ...). Looking for mermaid.

04-26-2008, 10:56 AM	#67 (permalink)
fishnu Harlequin Tuskfish Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 998 View Gallery Karma Komment Add yours!	Re: OT: Man Laws for reef keeping Barb: Zactly. If it's working perfectly, screw with it. If it isn't working, screw with it and drink alcohol at the same time. __________________ *I'd rather be good slow than bad fast.* Fishnu, Lord of Fishes Mantis Shrimp Club My Tank Thread The Wisdom of Fishnu - Mistakes on the path. 75 Gal Refurbished and Refinished Dutch Aquariums System Tank drilled with 2 1.5" bulkheads and 30 Gal Sump / Refugium Combo; 90 Lbs Fiji LR; ASM G2; OR6500 Pump; 2 Koralia Nanos; 2 150W HQI 2 96W Actinics; Gamma 25w UV; Kent Maxxima Hi S 60GPD RO/DI. Amphiprion percula (OMEN); Sphaeramia nematoptera (CODY); stenopus hispidus (PIMP THE SHRIMP); Selected hermits and snails. Euphyllia divisa, Euphyllia glabrescens, Pink Acanthastrea (Lord?), Zoas, selected mushrooms (Rhodactis, Actinodiscus, Sarcophyton ...). Looking for mermaid.

04-26-2008, 12:51 PM	#72 (permalink)
tbittner Watch this Ma! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Northern VA Posts: 5,562 View Gallery Karma Komment Add yours!	Re: OT: Man Laws for reef keeping Uh oh, Brooks. When she starts talking like that..... ummmm....... She hasn't been talking to your wife, has she? __________________ Terry 150g predator tank full of killers. Soon to be upgraded to a 360g. 450g reef 300g sump.

04-26-2008, 09:22 PM	#75 (permalink)
tbittner Watch this Ma! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Northern VA Posts: 5,562 View Gallery Karma Komment Add yours!	Re: OT: Man Laws for reef keeping roflmao!!!! __________________ Terry 150g predator tank full of killers. Soon to be upgraded to a 360g. 450g reef 300g sump.

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