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Old 04-24-2008, 10:58 PM   #46 (permalink)
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#19 tell the wife it's her tank. that way you're spending all that money on her.
OH I like that one
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:01 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Man law #20. When the carpet get so nasty due to water damage. Rip it up & paint the slab!
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I LOCE those last two.
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Nice one! That aught to be a manlaw golden rule. lol

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#21 Any kids belonging to said wife's visiting friends that bang on the tank get to hand feed a tiny piece of shrimp to the cute Puffer! Look how friendly he looks!
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#22 As a general expression of positive sentiment (a stronger form of like), men must never use the word "Love" but rather, refer to it as "LOCE"

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#23: When she says you love that stupid tank more than you love me, dont say "darn well I do".
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Man law #20. When the carpet get so nasty due to water damage. Rip it up & paint the slab!
Mike's all ready to put down those fake hardwood floors.
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#23: When she says you love that stupid tank more than you love me, dont say "darn well I do".
is it ok to say well its because its cheaper to maintain.

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is it ok to say well its because its cheaper to maintain.

I guess that depends on how much you like being married!
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I guess that depends on how much you like being married!
thats one of those questions that your better not answering either.

kinda like does this make my butt look big?

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Thanks Barb I take it thats a no no then . LOL
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Re: OT: Man Laws for reef keeping

#25. Get your priorites strait,tanks are better than women.
your tank doesnt argue, nag, or go buckwild once a month. and its looks just as good before and after a sixpack. and you have actual tests that can tell you EXACTALLY what it needs, no passive aggressive BS.

#26. A man should feel free to spend more on his tank than his; SO, tank, car or home improvement.

#27. Your tanks needs its own credit card.
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I might just have to quote man law 25

that is priceless
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I wonder if Salifert can come up with some new test kits......
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hey its the most rewarding relationship thus far...

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