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Old 04-21-2008, 11:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
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#8 If it's not broken you don't have it tight enough!!
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Old 04-21-2008, 11:46 PM   #17 (permalink)
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#9 There isn't a thing wrong with using power tools around all this water.
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Old 04-21-2008, 11:48 PM   #18 (permalink)
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#10 Yes I can use the blender and other kitchen utensiles... All the other guys on RS does it, so that makes it right
And what do you mean that was a good towel?? Its just a freakin towel??
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Man Law # 2, ask wife what should be done, then do opposite
Are you sure that one's right, Sas? I thought it was do it without wife's knowledge, then announce it as some wonderful thing you did.

"Look at this!!! We now have an ATO/controller/remote control/CD player in the sump! All you have to do is squeeze behind the fuge tank, tun this teeny little knob that hurts your hands 28 times counter clockwise, press the green button twice, the red one once, do 3 jumping jacks and you've got sound and HD for the tank!! And I put it all together myself!""
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Threads get so much more interesting when the women of RS get involved, don't you think, Kathy?
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#11. Hey honey watch this.
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#12 When it comes to vodka, the mantra is....two shots for me, one shot for the tank, 2 more shots for me.
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#13 Don't take lfs receipts and pay cash (It's amazing what the wife will find in your pockets doing laundry )
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Good law it has an amedment as well replace wife with girlfriend
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True. Without us there would be no bunnies in underwear.
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#14 Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to ask your wife/girlfriend for advice?
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#14 -50% rule- only admit to half of what you actually paid -
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