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Old 08-27-2008, 10:42 AM   #2671 (permalink)
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Re: OT: Impossible question

Ok, today's impossible question:
Women Say This is the # 1 gift they never want to receive from their husbands. What is it?

Just trying to help you guys out on this one.
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:44 AM   #2672 (permalink)
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Vacuum

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Toaster (actually let's say "anything that suggests work")
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:52 AM   #2673 (permalink)
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Re: OT: Impossible question

a scale

a fad weightloss book

a diet/lowfat cooking book

a raincheck sex card
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:12 AM   #2674 (permalink)
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Re: OT: Impossible question

Nope but you're on the right track.
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:14 AM   #2675 (permalink)
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fad diet pills?
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:16 AM   #2676 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2008, 11:28 AM   #2677 (permalink)
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a picture of Nikki?

a copy of the kamma sutra?
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Old 08-27-2008, 12:03 PM   #2678 (permalink)
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pictures of his girlfriend?
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Old 08-27-2008, 12:54 PM   #2679 (permalink)
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Re: OT: Impossible question

a treadmill

a fitness club membership

sweats

a diet book
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pictures of his girlfriend?
tooooo funny, now that's a shot gun approach, or she approaches with a shot gun.

Bob guessed mine, I was gonna say exercise equipment....

general cookbook?
book on how to please your man?? (as if)
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Re: OT: Impossible question

Bob got it again!!!

The correct answer is a gym club membership!

I think I'm going to do a bonus today.
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The News is the most popular show in prisons around the country. What is #2?
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Jerry Springer or other lame "reality Tv"
Court tv shows (Judge Judy)
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Old 08-27-2008, 01:04 PM   #2684 (permalink)
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nope
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Old 08-27-2008, 01:04 PM   #2685 (permalink)
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Jerry Springer or other lame "reality Tv"
Court tv shows (Judge Judy)
COPS
Jerry Springer!

Which is the one that's always doing maternity tests? "Who's da baby's Daddy?"
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Nitrate (NO3) reduction is directly proportional to percentage of Water Change.
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