OT: Women of RS Thread - Page 40

SJS · 05-14-2008, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by kathywithbirds

But, I have to tell you.... there is a discrepancy in your signature. You are waiting for Bunny to gain world domination and improve the economy, leading to more disposable income to spend on lighting, yet you threaten Bunny's family with a horrible water-borne death.

Rebuttal, counselor?

What can I say - I'm an Enigma wrapped in a puzzle

I've been contemplating Bunnys fate and I think a predator tank is a bit harsh - so I am officially giving him - and his family - a 3 day notice to quit munching on my veggies or leave... We shall see what happens....

BEELZEBOB · 05-14-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BoomerD

BoomerD wanders into the girls room...

BoomerD wanders back OUT of the girls room...quickly.

Boomer Joins Bob at the bar with a subtle 'ahem'

BEELZEBOB · 05-14-2008, 09:50 PM

ooooooo ooooooo

bye the way,

i totally love you guys

brooks93 · 05-14-2008, 09:56 PM

do they make one that says

I loce you this much

BarbMazz · 05-14-2008, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BoomerD

BoomerD wanders into the girls room...

BoomerD wanders back OUT of the girls room...quickly.

Chicken! Come back you fowl, you!

BoomerD · 05-14-2008, 09:57 PM

fowl or foul?

BarbMazz · 05-14-2008, 09:58 PM

BOB! I just saw your signature! You used my color even. Aw.

kathywithbirds · 05-14-2008, 09:59 PM

ANYway, getting back to everyday life, (I started this thread I cna talk about what I want) ....

Gimme a dayquil and a cup of coffee and I can do ANYTHING!!!!!!

I"m a little sick. stuffy, throat, kinda rundown, so I pop a 'quil. and have coffee. Suddenly I'm SUPERMOM!!!! DUM DA DUM!!!

up early. shower. take kid to school. back home, dog out, fed, back in. out to get gas. ouch. head to one mall, stop at target, get lipstick for 4 year old for recital (let's not get into this one...) stuff for household organization. another mall, return expensive shoes I don't need. Pick up gift for 6 year old's party this weekend. on to next shopping center, have nails done. AAAHHHHHH pedicure. on to NEXT mall, get shoes I don't need, gift certificate for 6 year old because I don't think what I got was quite enough.

back home. dog out, fed, back in. get kid off bus. paint her nails, try out lipsitck much to her delight. get her and I snack. feeling rundown again, more 'quil, coffee. DUM DA DUM!!!

let's go to the park!! wih the jogging stroller and the dog!!! much to her deight. 3 trip around the park, I figure around 2 1/2 miles pushing 50 lbs of kid and dog, get lots of smiles from other joggers as Erin is in the jogger with the dog in his soft carrier poking his head out OH HOW CUTE!!!! OK, mommy's done, dog and kid can play on swings and monkey bars, dog continually wrapping mommy in leash precisely when kid needs assistance NOW on the monkey bars. persuade kid to leave swings to lead dog to water and ducks and geese and more OH HOW CUTE from passers by. OK mommy now getting tired, kid tankfully quite ready for happy meal.

back in car, swing by for happy meal, save milkshake from dog while driving stick shift.

back home, dog outside for pee pee (NEVER ONCE at the park. WTH??) fed, out again, back in pen. chid and mommy eat, child wants Island Barbie video but it's too late, have to get ready for bed. battle ensues. child to bath NO NO NO NO gotta poopy need a diaper NO DIAPERS IN HOUSE have to go on POTTY Erin NO NO NO NO NO NO I don't have to poopy mommy I'm scared battle ensues over poopying in potty.

to bed. hysteria over confiscation of nipple (last remnant of "baba" she has left) because of poopy battle. falls asleep to next chapter of White Fang.

it is now 10 p.m. Just took another 'quil............

BarbMazz · 05-14-2008, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BoomerD

fowl or foul?

lol
definitely FOWL. Chicken.

SJS · 05-14-2008, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BoomerD

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Love that one!!! Why is it that men/boys are so fascinated by their bodily noises?? Dont understand that one at all, but do think it's funny to watch my grown man and my nephews see who can make the rudest noises - it's kind of cute as long as you are far enough away!!

SJS · 05-14-2008, 10:07 PM

Kathy - with that kind of work I'd need a lot more than quil and coffee!!! Dont know how you do it!!

BoomerD · 05-14-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SJS

Love that one!!! Why is it that men/boys are so fascinated by their bodily noises?? Dont understand that one at all, but do think it's funny to watch my grown man and my nephews see who can make the rudest noises - it's kind of cute as long as you are far enough away!!

Because we men are PROUD when we can clear a room with just a little toot...Me, I can clear a National Park...

BarbMazz · 05-14-2008, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BoomerD

Because we men are PROUD when we can clear a room with just a little toot...Me, I can clear a National Park...

lol
she'd hate me if she knew I posted this, but Andrea could possibly be a Champion at this sort of activity. Sit her on a wooden chair and WATCH OUT.

BoomerD · 05-14-2008, 10:17 PM

Yes...Women are not slouches when it comes to this activity...

rlcline76 · 05-14-2008, 11:19 PM

Yes yes, let's talk about flatulence.
When I was on the retreat last month, we were out to eat with the kids. At one point during supper, the 4 yr old says "Uh oh, I gotta take a dump." Well, he plans were thwarted because the bathrooms were being cleaned. We were right down the street from the hotel, we decided he could hold it for a couple of minutes (It had been false alarms all day). Of course, he had to yell: "I have the juicy toots!!!!"
Just wait. Payback is coming when he gets older...

05-14-2008, 09:56 PM	#589 (permalink)
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05-14-2008, 09:57 PM	#591 (permalink)
BoomerD Reef Shark Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern California Posts: 5,637 View Gallery Karma Komment	Re: OT: Women of RS Thread fowl or foul? __________________ Intelligence is not knowing all the answers, but knowing where and how to find them! www.google.com

05-14-2008, 09:58 PM	#592 (permalink)
BarbMazz Madame Klanganator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Near Cleveland, Ohio Posts: 3,252 View Gallery Karma Komment Add yours!	Re: OT: Women of RS Thread BOB! I just saw your signature! You used my color even. Aw. __________________ A Snail's Pace Beginning: an old lady's first reef http://www.reefsanctuary.com/forums/...tml#post366161 ~not knowing how near the truth is we seek it far away~

05-14-2008, 09:59 PM	#593 (permalink)
kathywithbirds Social Darwinism victim Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Hood, NJ Posts: 5,747 View Gallery Karma Komment	Re: OT: Women of RS Thread ANYway, getting back to everyday life, (I started this thread I cna talk about what I want) .... Gimme a dayquil and a cup of coffee and I can do ANYTHING!!!!!! I"m a little sick. stuffy, throat, kinda rundown, so I pop a 'quil. and have coffee. Suddenly I'm SUPERMOM!!!! DUM DA DUM!!! up early. shower. take kid to school. back home, dog out, fed, back in. out to get gas. ouch. head to one mall, stop at target, get lipstick for 4 year old for recital (let's not get into this one...) stuff for household organization. another mall, return expensive shoes I don't need. Pick up gift for 6 year old's party this weekend. on to next shopping center, have nails done. AAAHHHHHH pedicure. on to NEXT mall, get shoes I don't need, gift certificate for 6 year old because I don't think what I got was quite enough. back home. dog out, fed, back in. get kid off bus. paint her nails, try out lipsitck much to her delight. get her and I snack. feeling rundown again, more 'quil, coffee. DUM DA DUM!!! let's go to the park!! wih the jogging stroller and the dog!!! much to her deight. 3 trip around the park, I figure around 2 1/2 miles pushing 50 lbs of kid and dog, get lots of smiles from other joggers as Erin is in the jogger with the dog in his soft carrier poking his head out OH HOW CUTE!!!! OK, mommy's done, dog and kid can play on swings and monkey bars, dog continually wrapping mommy in leash precisely when kid needs assistance NOW on the monkey bars. persuade kid to leave swings to lead dog to water and ducks and geese and more OH HOW CUTE from passers by. OK mommy now getting tired, kid tankfully quite ready for happy meal. back in car, swing by for happy meal, save milkshake from dog while driving stick shift. back home, dog outside for pee pee (NEVER ONCE at the park. WTH??) fed, out again, back in pen. chid and mommy eat, child wants Island Barbie video but it's too late, have to get ready for bed. battle ensues. child to bath NO NO NO NO gotta poopy need a diaper NO DIAPERS IN HOUSE have to go on POTTY Erin NO NO NO NO NO NO I don't have to poopy mommy I'm scared battle ensues over poopying in potty. to bed. hysteria over confiscation of nipple (last remnant of "baba" she has left) because of poopy battle. falls asleep to next chapter of White Fang. it is now 10 p.m. Just took another 'quil............ __________________ (\_/) (\__/) ( . .) (^.^) (")(") (> <) Bunny and Bunnina have worked things out. Bunny was mistaken after all, Bunnina was not having an affair. "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." ~Lin Yutang

05-14-2008, 10:07 PM	#596 (permalink)
SJS Achilles Tang Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: SO CAL - Rancho Cucamonga Posts: 826 View Gallery Karma Komment Add yours!	Re: OT: Women of RS Thread Kathy - with that kind of work I'd need a lot more than quil and coffee!!! Dont know how you do it!! __________________ Steph 300 gallon dt, 90 gallon fuge, 35 gallon fuge, 35 gallon sump, 4 Ecotech Vortechs, T-5 lights

05-14-2008, 10:17 PM	#599 (permalink)
BoomerD Reef Shark Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Northern California Posts: 5,637 View Gallery Karma Komment	Re: OT: Women of RS Thread Yes...Women are not slouches when it comes to this activity... __________________ Intelligence is not knowing all the answers, but knowing where and how to find them! www.google.com

05-14-2008, 11:19 PM	#600 (permalink)
rlcline76 Manta Ray Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3,365 View Gallery Karma Komment	Re: OT: Women of RS Thread Yes yes, let's talk about flatulence. When I was on the retreat last month, we were out to eat with the kids. At one point during supper, the 4 yr old says "Uh oh, I gotta take a dump." Well, he plans were thwarted because the bathrooms were being cleaned. We were right down the street from the hotel, we decided he could hold it for a couple of minutes (It had been false alarms all day). Of course, he had to yell: "I have the juicy toots!!!!" Just wait. Payback is coming when he gets older...

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