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04-05-2004, 11:56 AM
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| Yoda Poohbah~   | unbelievable offer! NO RESERVE on this vastly underappreciated commodity. Why suffer the disappointment of shelling out big bucks on junk you don't want, can't afford, and don't need, when, for a small fee, you can completely bypass the disappointment! You expect nothing, and that's precisely what you will get. I'm hoping I can build up a regular clientele for absolutely nothing, because finding it is much easier than most of the other items I sell. And shipping costs are minimalized, because, well, nothing weighs nothing. And it's very cheap for me to buy, as it costs me nothing. So forget about those Beamers, those houses in the suburbs, those electronic gadgets, those fashionable clothes that are outdated before you leave the store; THEY won't bring you happiness, NOTHING will! The ancient Chinese Sage advised us that less is more. Therefore, NOTHING is most. Here is your chance to FINALLY get exactly what you've always deserved! Bid with confidence, because I guarantee NOTHING! Aren't you weary of everyone whining that they can't find NOTHING to buy? Well, here it is, ladies and gentlemen, step right up and mail me your dollars, I have an unlimited supply of what you really need most in your life, but were never quite sure how to acquire it; and I'm making it available to you. Sure, you could pay hundreds, thousands, even tens of thousands of dollars for the same thing from any one of a hundred political organizations, religious groups, or federally mandated taxing organizations, and not get one single thing that I'm not providing for a nominal fee of a $1.00 bid. Don't despair if you get sniped out at the last minute this week, I'll have a fresh supply available next week and will auction it off if so requested. Item is guaranteed to be exactly as described. NJ residents please add appropriate sales tax. I accept PayPal and Money Orders, please no checks. Please note, I originally obtained nothing from an eBay member who assured me this was the ORIGINAL, so please do not be fooled by other claims of people selling NOTHING. Accept no substitutions.
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I think you're gonna like it, I think you're gonna feel you belong. A walk to vacation, A necessary sedation, You wanna feel at home cause' you belong. i say this as my best advice to a beginner. do not,,,and i repeat,,,,,DO NOT look at my tank as an example....i have a well practised eye, decades of experience, and a trunkload of failures to allow me to force the issue and get away with things most cannot~ | |
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04-05-2004, 12:12 PM
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| Plate Coral   | Hey witt, I wonder if the guy I got nothing from is the same one that you got nothing from. He told me it was nothing when he gave it to me for nothing. My mother said "nothing in life is free", but I think she was wrong.
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04-05-2004, 12:17 PM
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04-05-2004, 06:23 PM
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| Regular Guy Moderator  | Witt, way confused here even after reading twice.
__________________  Currently tankless. 20 Gallon mini reef with mated pair of Maroon Clowns given to Rougiem!  80 gallon reef given to Rougiem/Wooster HS. |
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04-05-2004, 07:14 PM
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| Reef Lobster  | Oh lord, brother Dave going door to door not only preaching the BB gospel but also selling his snake oil (or NOTHING if you will). Let me be the first of your stops, I will have a few beers waiting. That way, I will get nothing for only a small sermon and a few beers (wait, alcohol and the gospel according to Dave, blasphemy???)... Take er easy Scott T.
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04-05-2004, 10:08 PM
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| Regular Guy Moderator | Still confused, I must have lead a very sheltered life, eh?
__________________ Currently tankless. 20 Gallon mini reef with mated pair of Maroon Clowns given to Rougiem! 80 gallon reef given to Rougiem/Wooster HS. |
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04-05-2004, 10:33 PM
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| Manta Ray  | LOl....Wit Why ya messin w/ peoples heads? Nick
__________________ "Chaos, confusion, despair...my work is done here." ...Some guy named Murphy.... A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Reef Sanctuary Knowledgebase (Answers to all your questions and then some!) |
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04-05-2004, 10:59 PM
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| Torch coral | Hey Maxx I think Witt's head is a mess!Hey Witt I"m willing to buy the sand that you removed from your tank!LOL VINA
__________________ 90 gl. reef ready all glass tank,sump capacity 15 gl,2 400 watts radium bulbs,2 03 actinics 110 watts VHO,2 50/50 110 VHO,ozone reactor,sterilizer and the most important of all;Lots of love for my tank! |
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I think you're gonna like it, I think you're gonna feel you belong. A walk to vacation, A necessary sedation, You wanna feel at home cause' you belong. i say this as my best advice to a beginner. do not,,,and i repeat,,,,,DO NOT look at my tank as an example....i have a well practised eye, decades of experience, and a trunkload of failures to allow me to force the issue and get away with things most cannot~ | |||||
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