Great story Nick! I think my house would of been shambles if my dog seen one in my house. He's had them in his mouth a couple times and lives for them to just come near or in the yard. Sounds like one heck of a morning, but glad nothing really got broke or destroyed in that mess. Too funny about the hysterical GF! Such decisions, do you go after the squirrel or tend to the GF!?!
I think you did pretty well for just getting up and facing that mess! Your writing was hilarious!