| Dear Santa, I've been a very good boy this year. Well, that's a lie. Anyway, I would like a house, so that I can have a bigger tank.
Please remember to leave your addres, as the insurance company and property tax people refuse to send the bill to
Santa
North Pole
without a zip code.
By the way, I've told you repeatedly that a bag full of activated carbon is not what I want, yet every year that's what I get. What's up with that, old man? |