LOL, that was a good one!
I got one for ya-
A blonde walks into the electronics store one day, and goes up to the sales guy and says, "I want that TV", the sales guy says, "We don't sell to blondes." So the blonde storms out of the store confused, and mad. She goes back the next day as a red head, gets the same response, "We don't sell to blondes," when she tries to buy the tv. So she keeps going back day after day with different hair colors, and keeps getting the same response, so finally she asks, "how do you know I'm a blonde?" The sales guy responded with "Thats not a TV, its a microwave" 
Sorry to hijack you thread, but I couldn't resist
And remember, blonde isn't a hair color, its a state of mind
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