I know it ain't morning now... but this is what happened to me on my way to work at 5:30am this morning.

Smelled something "funny", pulled over to see what it was and found a fire in my engine compartment. I have no idea what caused it.
I wasn't hurt. The car is a total loss to me. I ain't messin' with trying to put it back together.
Other than that, it was a nice day.
