[BoomerD]

I've been able to stay married for over 30 years because I have learned a few things...

1) the best way to get in the last word in an argument is to say "Yes Dear."

2) NEVER go to bed mad. You'll only sleep poorly and nothing gets resolved.

3) It's OK to be the boss in your house, as long as you have HER permission to say so.

4) Marriage is like putting two rocks in a box. As it moves along, there are likely to be a few sharp edges that bump against each other from time to time, but they'll wear down if you work at them...Don't let the little bumps irritate you...just wear them off.