ok guys and girls. my girlfriend is calling me something and i say no, no

, i am a _____

. so back and forth we go, you know the whole, "are too, are not, are too, are not---i know you are but what am i, kinda thing. so in a effort to correct her political incorrectness

i thought it best she hears from some others on the correct term used
ok everyone, i am counting on you to be reefolitically correct here
