ARRRRRRR! Avast there ye scurvy scoundrels and wenches, let's not be a-forgettin that today is Talk like a Pirate day.
So let's haul out that keg-o-rum and loosen yer tongues afore I get me cutlass and cut-im-out fer ye...
If yer a needin help makin yer pie-holes sound right, this here scoundrel has one o-them websites to help ye sound close to right...
http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
Arrr, here be another translator fer yez:
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/index.php