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I've been busy honing my acting skills for my role in the upcoming remake of the Willy Wonka flick. That's right folks, I'm going to be Oompah Loompah #2. Here's the pic that got me my audition:

they didn't sue. it's a hoax. http://www.trendmicro.com/vinfo/hoaxes/hoax5.asp?HName=Stella+Awards+Hoax

I'm jealous. I spent 3 weeks in Indonesia on my honeymoon, 4 years ago. Bali is awesome. I did a little diving there and it was insane. You're going to have a blast.

although It's too late, I went to Indonesia for my honeymoon. We stayed in Bali in two locations, Java (jagjakarta) and Moyo Island. Bali was awesome, in Java we had a view of Bourabudur and climbed it to watch the sunrise and then took a 3 hour elephant ride back to the hotel (very cool) and...

someone peed in Drew's coffee again.

dammit drew, I told you I'd only do it if you didn't tell anyone.

high on the narcissism factor but why wouldn't I be? I'm awesome baby.

Drew has a full set of chompers, however they are of the removable variety and rumor has it he got them as a souvenir from a raccoon roadkill dinner.

yeah, you forgot lean to's and shotgun shacks.

up late? how's the l get in there? nice on the see thru blouse. never saw it coming. I was too busy checking out Kerry's daughter's see thru dress.

1) CCCCCCC = 7 seas 2)LE /VEL = split level 3) GIVE GET GIVE GET GIVE GET GIVE GET = forgive and forget 4) ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ = ? 5) T O W N = downtown 6) LU CKY = unlucky? 7) HE'S/HIMSELF = he's not himself? 8) BLO C USE 9) AID <-...

drew, I can send you all my dead corals. They look eerily similar to the one you are showcasing, only much smaller.

damn, I was looking forward to the mail order bride stories. Congrats on the engagement.

If I heard Wit's catch phrase I'd consider leaving my shell too. what is his catch phrase anyway? Does Wit also have a theme song that plays whenever he struts? I've read somewhere about hermit suicides and how they are rapidly becoming the number one killer of hermits between the age of...

better than nocturnal emissions involving the tank.

excellent timing Ken. the coolest thing about those sonograms is that the "beating booger" as you so lovingly called it, is about the size of a prune.

I had a string of unfortunate events (fire and vacation flooding were the last two) and suffered a significant number of losses. Once I got things back up and running properly I was forced to take two large clams from a friend that was holding them for me. One blue dot sqaummy and one large...

that actually looks like one of your shrooms closing in on a piece of food.

Some squirts are light averse, some have very short life spans. I have a pair of squirts like the ones pictured here: http://www.liveaquaria.com/product/prod_Display.cfm?siteid=23&pCatId=1150 I got mine for far less than that ridiculous price and the squirt is happy in a shaded area.